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Brant Hansen is my kind of guy! I really cracked up over this one!

I can't fix stuff. I can't do a lot of "guy" stuff. But I finally did a "guy" thing!
I went a rented a tool from Home Depot! It was a pressure washer! It worked! I pressure-washed with the pressure washer! I did not break the pressure washer! I returned it on-time!
I was proud! I did a "guy" thing, and it worked! I paid for the tool rental with my Visa, and went home, happy that I was a real guy!
The next day, the Visa people called. They reported "unusual activity" on my card, and wondered if someone had stolen it.

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